Monday, November 19, 2007

Vegetarians

this excludes anyone with medical reasons for not eating meat as they cannot help it and i would be a prick (more than i already am to some people). thank you to anonymous for pointing it out in the comment section.

ok so to being this is going to be my format i give a title, and i say what i think. if you have a problem with honesty and are easily offended then dont read it because you arent going to enjoy it.

now let us start.

vegetarians are a disgrace to canine teeth everywhere. humans by nature are omnivores and therefore eat both animals and plants but these vegetarians are saying, "fuck you" to thousands of years of survival because they say we can live better. news flash we have been around for thousands of years with our "poinsonous lifestyles" and guess what ... we fucking lived!!
if these tree hugging bastards think they can live longer than us because they east nuts instead of meat and plants instead of everything else ... well think again!!
in fact i would be surprised if and vegetarian wakes up every morning and sasy well i full of life and energy to give to this world ... NOOO!! ... he will get up in the morning, realise he isnt fucking strong enough to stand because that last carrot just didnt do it for him, and he just slipped back into a coma for three weeks. i am sure an vegetarians are saying but no we have lot of energy, that is because you are either hallucinating from lack of actual food or because ppl who care for you are slipping you substance in your sleep!

vegetarians are people who neglegt half of ther being. the half that tells them yes oo a jiucy steack or ooh yes that fish looks good, no instead they are thinking, oh the poor defenceless animal. let me put this into perspective here ... you are eating things which are supposedly nature's natural nutrition which the "poor defenceless animals" also eat. in theory, you are robbing all the animals from their food. while robbing animals of their food you will be killing animals. when kiling animals the few people who still know what a steak is will try to salvage whats left of the cattle and start fucking eating because you just don't know how long it is before you pack of the steak-knives and head to the garden patch for a snack.

vegetareans are a disgrace to well-fairing, meat eating society and should be force-fed meat until we get some colour back into their pale and lifeless skin. till now all the vegetareans i know are skinny and small and pathetic ... go to the butcher and dnt think of the meat as an ex-animal just thing of it as something that can give you enough strength to walk back to your car without having to carry a bag of carrot sticks or brussel sprouts handy.

in conclusion vegetareans should just suck it up and eat something that will give them enough energy to open their eyelids without needing a walnut or a hazelnut my god man ... just do it.

3 comments:

Cheesus said...

I hear there's this really good tolerance camp not too far from school. I'll walk you there tomorrow

*Slips OD of depressant in drink*

freakishidiot said...

is there rly a tolerance camp?

Anonymous said...

Some people can't tolerate meat as it makes them throw up and it doesn't match with them.

What should they do? Starve?